No, no, don’t get too excited. There’s no poem attached to this blog post. But it’s been a minute since I’ve posted, and I didn’t want you all out there waiting and wondering if I’d fallen off the face of the earth, or had my typing fingers crushed in some weird baking accident, or perhaps gotten wrapped up in some cult that believes poetry should only ever be recited aloud and from the top of a mountain (or, at the very least, a small hill). Nothing quite so interesting has occurred.
However. I did acquire a new superpower that’s going to allow me to save the world from ignorance and hate (one high school English teacher at a time).